Best Tom Sawyer Poems

I won a lunch for two with Tom Sawyer
And there he was waiting in the foyer 
  He wore his best old straw hat
  But was told "You can't wear that" 
Good thing I'm a hayseed defense lawyer...

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Old Tom Sawyer went into St Bart’s
He said “Doc I am dropping huge farts”
The doc got a large trowel
To examine Tom’s bowel
As Tom’s flatus was way off the charts!

Doc announced, “My prognosis is clear,
But my findings you won’t want to hear -
The reason for the...

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I want some excitement in my life, 
Other than just day dreaming all my life. 
Thinking about the past days, 
Where trust was the biggest maze. 

Now all I can think about is my past fallacy, 
When I thought friendship was easy . 
When I...

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