Best Rotten Poems

Lumpy Rumpy, now a high school lad,
I'm afraid is still acting very bad,
In his school laboratory he did amass,
Some stinking, self-made, rotten egg gas.

He corked...

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9/15/16


Across the lands and shores

Plants and spores

So much life in different shapes and forms

Many storms cold or warm



Always been an omnivore

So I eat vegetables like...

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Dan was having a passionate affair
told his wife he’s going to leave her
She said she’d never give him a divorce….
he thwacked her with a meat...

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I cradle and rock him,
He's so fragile a thing in my arms,
So perfect, so innocent,
So unlike his mother.
His mother was broken and wicked,
A being rotten...

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There’s this
Rotten orange smell
I can’t see the orange, mind you
But it’s somewhere behind
The television screen
I know because
We smell it
We know it is there
Always
I cannot breathe...

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Analysis read—and wronged—and pulled
Lulled into our idealistic mess
Words no longer ours but hung distress
Farced in carnality—they are ruled

Soundness remains what we will believe 
And all...

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In the land of Cheeseheads, there came a call
Saying I’m a big donor, best of them all;
Just give me the scoop,
Some real union poop;
Oh Governor,...

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It starts with one box
Full of good potatoes
Judging from inside out
You have good potatoes here

Slime simpering smell 

Drifting in from nowhere
Perhaps is just a heat
Supposedly...

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There was once a widow who had nothing but her beloved twin babies, Rosemary, and Ethan. The Widow loved her twins more than the Earth...

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littering wickedness forgotten his propriety
A man who is a rotten apple for a society
can harm the peace and harmony around
leaving the polluted symphony profound
The world...

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How can a virus make you feel so bad?
Bought all the potions the pharmacist had
My nose is red
Staying in bed
Using sick time being sick- makes...

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dirty rotten men
scoundrels robbing rich pay poor
dressing rather smug...

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rotten apple
splats 'pon ground....
firm apple rolls  ...

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Go on, spoil me rotten
Wrap me in wooly cotton
Enroll me in a class
Where I’m taught the art of grass.
Like your food I always ate
Life is...

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Rotten potato
In a sealed bag to be sold
Shaped differently with a smell
To become potato chips to be fried 

Rotten potato
Destined to be peeled
With strange deformities
To...

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