Best Oscar Poems
The Oscar Wiener DogA dachshund named Oscar was he,
which adored trick or treating with me,
so I had me some fun
when I sewed a cloth bun,
for a Halloween weenie he’d be.
On his costume I added a trim
mustard yellow, but though he’s not slim,
he’s no Oscar Mayer,
so don’t raise...
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Categories:
oscar, dog,
Form:
Limerick
I Should Win an OscarLook at this smile on my face, do I look sad and alone.
With no one to give me love, and no one to call my own.
Can you look into my eyes, see them filled with happiness.
Would you ever realize, my life is in such a...
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Categories:
oscar, poetry,
Form:
Lyric
Oscar 2002 To 2015Before I knew the day, the time
He’d die,
I came home to him,
My little smile, knowing he’d
Be there, he was always there
Always aware I was his
Defender, his reminder that
Some of us were willing to believe
In his war with intruders
Intruders who were often invisible
Yet, unmistakably real
Like...
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Categories:
oscar, animal, dog, friend, heartbreak,
Form:
Free verse
If I Were An Oscar Meyer DonutIf I were an Oscar Meyer donut
Living in a Pacific Island hut
I’d be sweet and sincere
And drink all your light beer
Scruffy beach bum sugar hair like a mutt....
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Categories:
oscar, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Oscar-Ku 29 -Around the World In 80 DaysPhileas Fogg's trek
wild globe-trotting travelogue...
fun Passepartout
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Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com...
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Categories:
oscar, film, fun, humor, london,
Form:
Haiku
Oscar-Ku 37 -My Fair LadyCockney flower girl
snobbish phonetics tutor
opposites attract...
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Categories:
oscar, conflict, film, music, poetry,
Form:
Haiku
Oscar-Ku 10 -The Life of Emile Zola19th Century
French writer Emile Zola-
defender of truth
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Categories:
oscar, corruption, courage, film, french,
Form:
Haiku
Oscar PistoriusOscar Leonard Carl Pistorius
Paralympic athlete - victorious
Guilty of homicide
No longer glorified
NOT for contest
05~29~15...
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Categories:
oscar, sad, sports,
Form:
Clerihew
Oscar-Ku 7 -It Happened One Nightheiress on the lam
great romantic comedy. . .
won top five Oscars
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First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via wattpad.com...
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Categories:
oscar, film, funny, romantic,
Form:
Haiku
OscarWhat reason shuns our born and lifelong vows
to celebrate the lives that sell their souls,
and conscience where a humble heart allows
a hope for furtive thoughts a lost love stole.
While nonchalant, the world forgets its birth
and measures value by another god
whose graven gilded form defies...
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Categories:
oscar, life,
Form:
Sonnet
Oscar-Ku 36 -Tom Jonesamorous playboy
eighteenth century England
British wry humour...
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Categories:
oscar, england, film, humor, poetry,
Form:
Haiku
Oscar-Ku 3 -All Quiet On the Western Frontravages of war
not about heroism. . .
through eyes of schoolboys
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Categories:
oscar, film, war, , western,
Form:
Haiku
Oscar-Ku 12 -Gone With the WindScarlett, Rhett, Tara
“Fiddle-dee-dee War War War”
~ ‘I don’t give a whoop’
Poet’s note: Okay, okay, you’re right! Rhett Butler didn’t give a “whoop” in the most famous line of Gone With the Wind. If the film censors had their way, it may have ended...
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Categories:
oscar, conflict, film, love, war,
Form:
Haiku
Oscar De La Hoya BluesIt is way too late to discover
that you can no longer deliver
and after the long, hard years
what remains is wear and tear....
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Categories:
oscar, sorry, sports
Form:
Ode
Oscar-Ku 30 -The Bridge On the River Kwaiharsh Colonel Saito
bridge is built... bridge is blown up-
war's utter madness
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Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com...
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Categories:
oscar, conflict, courage, film, patriotic,
Form:
Haiku