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Best Oscar Poems


Premium Member The Oscar Wiener Dog
A dachshund named Oscar was he,
which adored trick or treating with me,
so I had me some fun
when I sewed a cloth bun,
for a Halloween weenie he’d be. 

On his costume I added a trim
mustard yellow, but though he’s not slim,
he’s no Oscar Mayer,
so don’t raise...

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Categories: oscar, dog,
Form: Limerick
I Should Win an Oscar
Look at this smile on my face, do I look sad and alone.
With no one to give me love, and no one to call my own.
Can you look into my eyes, see them filled with happiness.
Would you ever realize, my life is in such a...

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Categories: oscar, poetry,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Oscar 2002 To 2015
Before I knew the day, the time
He’d die, 
I came home to him,
My little smile, knowing he’d
Be there, he was always there
Always aware I was his
Defender, his reminder that
Some of us were willing to believe
In his war with intruders
Intruders who were often invisible
Yet, unmistakably real
Like...

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Categories: oscar, animal, dog, friend, heartbreak,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member If I Were An Oscar Meyer Donut
If I were an Oscar Meyer donut
Living in a Pacific Island hut
I’d be sweet and sincere
And drink all your light beer
Scruffy beach bum sugar hair like a mutt....

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Categories: oscar, hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Oscar-Ku 29 -Around the World In 80 Days
Phileas Fogg's trek
wild globe-trotting travelogue...
fun Passepartout






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com...

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Categories: oscar, film, fun, humor, london,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Oscar-Ku 37 -My Fair Lady
Cockney flower girl
snobbish phonetics tutor
opposites attract...

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Categories: oscar, conflict, film, music, poetry,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member Oscar-Ku 10 -The Life of Emile Zola
19th Century
French writer Emile Zola-
defender of truth






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved. 
First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via wattpad.com...

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Categories: oscar, corruption, courage, film, french,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Oscar Pistorius
Oscar Leonard Carl Pistorius
Paralympic athlete - victorious
Guilty of homicide
No longer glorified

NOT for contest

05~29~15...

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Categories: oscar, sad, sports,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Oscar-Ku 7 -It Happened One Night
heiress on the lam
great romantic comedy. . .
won top five Oscars






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved. 
First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via wattpad.com...

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Categories: oscar, film, funny, romantic,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Oscar
What reason shuns our born and lifelong vows
to celebrate the lives that sell their souls,
and conscience where a humble heart allows 
a hope for furtive thoughts a lost love stole.
While nonchalant, the world forgets its birth
and measures value by another god
whose graven gilded form defies...

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Categories: oscar, life,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Oscar-Ku 36 -Tom Jones
amorous playboy
eighteenth century England
British wry humour...

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Categories: oscar, england, film, humor, poetry,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Oscar-Ku 3 -All Quiet On the Western Front
ravages of war
not about heroism. . .
through eyes of schoolboys






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First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via wattpad.com...

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Categories: oscar, film, war, , western,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Oscar-Ku 12 -Gone With the Wind
Scarlett, Rhett, Tara
“Fiddle-dee-dee War War War”
~ ‘I don’t give a whoop’





Poet’s note: Okay, okay, you’re right!  Rhett Butler didn’t give a “whoop” in the most famous line of Gone With the Wind.  If the film censors had their way, it may have ended...

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Categories: oscar, conflict, film, love, war,
Form: Haiku
Oscar De La Hoya Blues
It is way too late to discover
that you can no longer deliver
and after the long, hard years
what remains is wear and tear....

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Categories: oscar, sorry, sports
Form: Ode
Premium Member Oscar-Ku 30 -The Bridge On the River Kwai
harsh Colonel Saito
bridge is built... bridge is blown up-
war's utter madness






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Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com...

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Categories: oscar, conflict, courage, film, patriotic,
Form: Haiku

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry