Best Inappropriate Poems

It is the evening I have waited for, 
stiletto heels three inches high adorned my feet,
real nylons hung from garters beneath a
skin tight, leather skirt of maraschino cherry-red.
A blouse of white silk, with a cascade of ruffles,
played peek-a-boo with my décolletage.
Outdoors, the rain pounded the...

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Steve was hoping that on Valentine's Day
That he’d be lucky and he’d get a lay
He thought very hard
And purchased a card...
‘In loving memory’ it did say! 

His girlfriend hit him over the head
She ordered him - get out of the bed!
When she read the sad...

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Our eighteen-year old daughter
Is lying comatose in the ICU
After a nearly fatal car crash.

My husband and I are driving to
A friend's house to leave ourve our
Thirteen-year old twins in her care
While I spend the day in the hospital

The road to the friend's house
Is at the...

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inappropriate
words escape my lips....
rutabaga pared  ...

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inappropriate 
humor of senility
super-silly-ous
not the super-serious
first aid for friend and his wife...

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When we were young,
Some of our toys could have been confiscated,
Just for thinking about using them to harm others for real,
Or if we brought them out and did not share,
When our friends were around.

Now we are adults,
And only a few of us left who remember...

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This advertisement by ETSY is inappropriate. It depicts a greeting card of a man getting excited down there. And it crosses the line in the sand of what's decent and what's not. This picture is definitely distasteful and sexually suggestive, especially on a site that...

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his stare
sending chills
up my spine



posted on August 20, 2018...

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