Best Gee Poems

Looked up this morning, no clouds overhead
So happy I screamed like a banshee
What greater seduction than smelling fresh air
With the breeze caressing my gee-gee

As I...

Read more of this work...

Gee Whiz
I ate a sandwich made of wurst
with four large beers to quench my thirst
because my clothing was of worsted
I was extremely hot and really...

Read more of this work...

Well, Finn and Mc Gee 
Were riding along
Headed back home
When something looked wrong

So, Finn off his horse
Now looked all around
He said, "We are lost
But, there's...

Read more of this work...

Oh, dear what could the matter be?       
At twice the ripen age of three   
Was standing to...

Read more of this work...

When I let one loose in the elevator,
I tried holding, but the gas had been greater.
Spreading in age, I couldn’t blame for later,
Every step I...

Read more of this work...

Do unto others before they can do unto you
Call it preemption and lie through your teeth when you do.
Make up connections to terror, folks don’t...

Read more of this work...

Gorrup. 
Gorrowta bed
Gorridda yester's scouse
Grabbed me mornin cuppa
Gorron the bloody net
Groaned ter see that nobody
Gorroff on readin' me
Gowawn sed I
Gowin ter chair
Growlin' in me belly
Gropin'...

Read more of this work...

Donald Trump is just as clear as can be
Immigrant children must be caged, not free!
Trump wants them all whipped
Before they are shipped 
But "not on...

Read more of this work...

I’m not an animal or creature, I’m just a human being
but if the wizard can’t help, then from soup I’ll be fleeing
The wicked soup witch...

Read more of this work...

Here lies Father John with his mum
Who told everyone John was dumb
Her final scoff,
"What a RIP-off!
You must be as dumb as they come!"

Well, lightening soon...

Read more of this work...

There once was an old carthorse
Whose name was Dobbin of course
He sat on the floor
Refused to work anymore
And had to be moved by force...

Read more of this work...

The woman with the Caucasian phrases never ceases to amaze this f***ng guy.
He is a malcontent who's own personal discontent leaves an empty void needing...

Read more of this work...

2007 July 05 was your mom’s black day
The moment you close your eyes her heart almost torn with her showering face
Pleasant hours always fly fast
Yet...

Read more of this work...

Why do I love you?
I don’t even know
Love
Lord...

Read more of this work...

“Golly Gee” was a bad word in the past
Sounds goofy now, naughty words are a blast
Is that real progress
Hmm, what nonsense
They're only words, like “what...

Read more of this work...