Best Contests Poems
Contests and Lists - My Favourite Things NotI pick up my notepad and find a sharp pencil
(Hope any comments won’t be too detrimental)
I scan the contest themes and hope I’m inspired
I’ll enter an old poem if I’m just too darn tired
I post my ‘best effort’ and hope that I win...
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contests, humorous, irony, poetry,
Form:
Couplet
A Lighthearted Peek At The Apocalyptic World Of Poetry ContestsThis contest style’s description is one I’ve never heard
I’m unfamiliar with that particular word
An internet search comes up empty
However, others seem to have poems aplenty
My eyes are getting blurry a total collapse seems imminent
Quickly penning an entry appears to be the...
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contests, fun, humor, satire, word
Form:
Rhyme
Contests - Inspired By F J Thomas's BlogEntering contests isn’t a race
First past the post may not get a place
Don’t make it a mission
To get first position …
Attacking sponsors is a disgrace
Written after reading F J Thomas's blog AFTERAFFECTS OF HOSTING A CONTEST
30th May 2015...
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Categories:
contests, anger, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
N a ContestsYou LOVE my poem (or you say)
Your glowing comment really made my day
I simply smile and am floating on air
Sit down contentedly writing at my chair
Enter a contest and wait…
The contest is judged - I await my fate ….
Sweet N/A
10th January 2015...
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contests, confusion, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Poetry Contests
To post a poem is not a marathon*
when entered in a contest to be placed-
but rather there for others urged upon
to read- become inspired with its grace.
Unlike a sports Olympics, contests are
to challenge inner selves to...
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Categories:
contests, how i feel, inspirational,
Form:
Sonnet
We Don'T Need No Stinking Contests - WrongIf we never want to...
experience poetry forms new
Or... read how other poets
on the same theme do it
As well as... meet a deadline
with a poem ready on time
Or maybe... show capability
of your rule readability
And... no need to discern
new words to learn
If any of these are so...
then...
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Categories:
contests, irony, satire, words,
Form:
Couplet
Contests: Just For FunWinning contests pleases folk;
Losing makes ‘em shrug.
Write a lot and go for broke;
Get that writing bug.
Try new forms and have a blast;
Enter, have a ball.
Nothing wrong with coming last;
Laugh about it all.
for Joe’s I just can’t win contest
Using the 7/5 trochee, a form created by...
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Categories:
contests, on writing and words,
Form:
Rhyme
Thoughts On Poetry ContestsSomeone inquired of me about poetry contests,
And I shared some thoughts and considerations,
The contests, I wrote, are an incentive to write
Learning about poetry’s forms and foundations.
Don’t enter a contest for an opinion of your work
For your very best will sometimes go unnoticed
Some sponsors recognize only...
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contests, poetry, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Contest We Don'T Need No Stinking ContestsContests! good for building egos up
great for knocking creativity down
as I pore over words and sounds
to make my poetry jump off the page
to come alive in others minds
in the most imaginative way.
Contests! we don't need them
they drive us crazy every day
putting our best foot forward
and...
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Categories:
contests, fun, imagination, poems, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Eight Contests To Write For Part 2THE ELEPHANT
The elephant is big and stout
And strong enough to knock you out
But when he really knows you well
The elephant will like your smell
The elephant is my best friend
For what I hope will never end
The trust we share will never part
For how we care to...
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contests, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Eight Contests To Write For Part 1Eight contests to write for
Eight, is more than enough
Eight is the will
I need to fulfill
The chance that may seem like a bluff
I know that my body can do it
I know that my strength will endure
I know that I can
For the sake of my plan
To be...
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contests, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Farting Contests
All little boys like to master the fart
Among their peers its considered an art
It must be loud
To make them proud
If stinky, a winner right from the start
...
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Categories:
contests, funny, life,
Form:
Limerick
Names On Contests, Yuchers
Once again I write what I think
Include your name, hell that stinks
It should all be read blind
Just imagine the finds
Leave the Judges purely in think
All contests should be read blind, unless a Workshop named!...
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contests, poems, poetess, poets, words,
Form:
Limerick
Poetry Soup AddictionWhy do I have a distinct feeling that
Some of us are addicted to Poetry Soup?
I look so forward to my Soup Mail chats
And those occasional poems about poop!
First thing in the morning I check to see
If there is a Blog I simply must read,
If I...
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Categories:
contests, fun, poetry, writing,
Form:
Quatrain
Naughty AngelsPoem guns in hand
we stand ready
to write those poems
that will spin your “heady”.
Sexy adjectives describe nude nouns.
Risky adverbs put dull verbs down.
Smoking pistols shoot sharp rhymes
at fake poets who commit word crimes.
When we win we strut our stuff
like hot chicks who can’t get enough.
When we...
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Categories:
contests, poetry, writing,
Form:
Rhyme