Best Claus Poems
A Visit From Santa ClausIt was Christmas Eve, not a soul made a sound,
And not so much as a mouse could be found,
The children had hung their stockings on the hearth,
As a quiet, peacefulness gently fell upon the Earth,
My family were all asleep, their heads full of dream,
Of Santa's...
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Categories:
claus, christmas, eve, fantasy, holiday,
Form:
Epic
Santa's Unexpected Gift For Mrs Claus - Bawdy LimerickAt Christmas he’s a busy chap -
and rarely has time for a nap
But to his surprise
He got a huge rise
When Mrs Claus sat on his lap!
Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest
checked with how many syllables
8,8,5,5,8
(Mrs classed as 1 syllable on soup counter,...
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Categories:
claus, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Mrs Claus Saves Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas and it started to snow
Santa Claus was getting ready to go, ho ho ho
To keep himself warm he drank Scotch whiskey from a keg
Then walked to get Rudolph, slipped on ice and broke a leg.
The elves rushed over...
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Categories:
claus, children, christmas, snow,
Form:
Rhyme
Santa Claus Clerihew 2In the chimney Santa got stuck
Sorry kids you’re out of luck
Guess you’re going to have to wait
Till Santa is thin and loses some weight
Jan Allison
4th December 2014
Not for Contest...
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Categories:
claus, humorous,
Form:
Clerihew
Santa ClausPoor fat old Santa Claus
Had smelly grey dirty drawers
His wife boiled them in the wash
They’re baggy now, so his balls don’t squash
12~04~14
Contest: Christmas Clerihew
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
~awarded 2nd place...
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Categories:
claus, humorous,
Form:
Clerihew
A Letter From Santa ClausA Letter From Santa Claus
Dear Susy Clemens this is Santa Claus!
I read the letters that you sent because
In mommy’s notes, the English words are strange…
But jagged marks you drew I could arrange
To read what you and baby sister need
For me to bring you Christmas—guaranteed!
In fact,...
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Categories:
claus, christmas, night,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
The Real Santa ClausIt was Christmas Eve and growing late;
This was the last of his paid Santa dates.
Still dressed in his red Santa gear,
He stepped inside to have a beer.
One pint soon turned into two,
Then half a dozen before the hour was through.
Nobody was waiting at home for...
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Categories:
claus, holiday, inspirationalchristmas, father, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Covid ClausSanta showed signs of the virus
a test was less than desirous
swabs rammed up his nose!
he kept his eyes closed
daydreaming of Milee Cyrus...
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Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Limerick
Santa Claus SosSanta Claus is busy in a Mall
But he will need YOUR help after all
To help meet his goal
Send one lump of coal
So Donald Trump can build his own wall
*SOS= "Save Our Sleigh"...
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Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Limerick
Buba Claus‘Twas close to the day when Buba Claus,
His red nose and Bowie knife shining,
Would be off to fill the manly's hearths,
With bacon for their frying.
The ground was bare of snow or ice,
The sky was clear of reindeer.
But Buba Claus was loading his sleigh,...
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Categories:
claus, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Santa ClausSitting in the back seat of the car,
buckled in, watching me,
I see the troubled look
in your beautiful golden eyes,
your moms eyes.
My little girl with her fiery red hair,
off to school, books beside you.
"Daddy," you say.
"Yes Pumpkin," I reply.
In the mirror I see the concern on...
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Categories:
claus, christmas, daughter, father daughter,
Form:
Free verse
I Am Santa ClausI Am Santa Claus
I am the wise men bearing thoughtful gifts,
Whether reindeer, camel, both with His star.
Drove by that spirit who wants to give joy,
From North to South and all places afar.
The same Spirit prompted St. Nicholas, too,
To fill the needs of all children and...
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Categories:
claus, christian, christmas,
Form:
Sonnet
You Better Believe ItYou better believe it
When I say this because,
Here before you I sit ...
The one and only, Santa Claus
When I say this because
... I want you to believe,
The one and only, Santa Claus
Your eyes do not deceive
I want you...
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Categories:
claus, childhood, children, christmas, growing
Form:
Pantoum
Santa Came To My Grandmas HouseBeing just four ,that loud knock on the frosted, front glass door!
The fierce ringing of the handbell meant only one thing!
That Santa was here with toys, but we have first had to sing.
Then sit on the floor, each had questions to answer and more.
I was...
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Categories:
claus, christmas, cousin, imagery, innocence,
Form:
Quatrain
Joy Is On the WayUnder heavy robes of red
and a beard of snowy gray,
worn boots carry him on
...for joy is on the way
A warm smile endures the cold
no blizzard could take away,
the heart of this jolly man
...when joy is on the way
Trinkets to be delivered
before the break of day,
meant...
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Categories:
claus, cheer up, christmas, december,
Form:
Quatrain