Best Bar Poems
Below are the all-time best Bar poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of bar poems written by PoetrySoup members
Sonnet 31 'How High the Bar That Makes a Poet Real'How high the bar that makes a poet Real!
(He walks in mists, and shadows of himself)
To be a poet, is to burn with steel
Set short...
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Categories:
bar, funny, humor, humorous, poetry,
Form:
Sonnet
A Unicorn Walks Into a BarHe walks into the bar
Like a movie star
With swagger
Out pouring the lager
Topped by a mop
Of such mythical proportion
It hushes the crowd
With...
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Categories:
bar, cool, hair,
Form:
Light Verse
My Worst Day, Bar NoneI was a public relations specialist, ever promoting positivity to people,
As positivity is promoted afar, by the sight of the towering cathedral.
My work was very...
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Categories:
bar, confusion, fantasy, life, magic,
Form:
Couplet
Ladies Nite At Clyde's BarNews flash
Huge bash
Big fight
Last night
Clyde's Bar
Bizarre
War zone
Chairs thrown
Snouts poked
Gals choked
Eyes blacked
Ribs cracked
Hair snatched
Backs scratched
Throats slashed
Heads bashed
Tossed stools
Blood pools
Ears chewed
Tossed food
Knees kicked
Knives pricked
Low blows
Stomped toes
Dames sprawled
Cops...
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Categories:
bar, conflict, humorous,
Form:
Footle
Oinker At the Dessert BarOh, give me cake with double chocolate
And strawberry with sweetened cream whipped stiff.
And if you have a cake named butter nut,
I’ll have that too. For...
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Categories:
bar, food,
Form:
Sonnet
The Bakery and a Buttermilk BarI'd almost forgotten, how fondly this little hamlet
snuggles tight against the purple hills, and how State street
divides the town into two parts, like a pizza,...
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Categories:
bar, nostalgia, teen, , western,
Form:
Narrative
The Crow Bar
"The Crow Bar"
she said,
here I bury my dead,
you can hear them sleeping
somnulent forget-me-nots,
snoring blithely unaware,
in neat rows between
the thick,
ink injected lines,
their soiled lives
ploughed and...
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Categories:
bar, love, muse, satire,
Form:
Narrative
All For a Klondike Bar!All For A Klondike Bar!
I would sail the mighty blue sea,
Tame a puffy green dragon to flip like a flea,
With the Queen have tea...
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Categories:
bar, funny
Form:
Rhyme
A Coffee Bar With Orange PaintA coffee bar with orange paint --
Brown tables on a tiled, grey floor --
Soft light within blown glass above --
...
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Categories:
bar, art, food, introspection, nostalgia,
Form:
Verse
How To Flunk the Bar ExamHere's egg in your face,
friend
Go cry in your beer,
dear
Time to clear out of here,
quee---
...
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Categories:
bar, cry, drink,
Form:
Light Verse
At a Dog Bar Out WestSportin' a wrap on one foot
A hard grimace set on his jaw
A Beagle walked in, holdin a grudge
Because somebody shot his paw!
He growled, "Pour me...
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Categories:
bar, animal, fantasy, friendship, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
Undress the NightThe evening
is soigné in outfits of rumpled elegance
at the tables and on the bar stools,
resplendent with a necklace
of glistening notes from...
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Categories:
bar, drink, night, romance, senses,
Form:
Free verse
The Sun In the Squareone waiter
ten tables
a sunshade and chair
a small cup
strong coffee
the sun in the square.
the fountain
a church door
the white heat and glare
graffitti
neat flowers
the sun in the square.
a...
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Categories:
bar, imagery, sun,
Form:
Imagism
That's When the Fight BeganThey restricted celebrations,
forget your relations.
They restricted travel,
watched families unravel.
They restricted purchases,
no provided services.
They closed the schools,
those were the new rules.
They closed the churches,
no Sunday soul...
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Categories:
bar, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
They Know Not What They Do
Souls of the unborn, caressed by the meadows’ gentle winds.
Seeking their mothers arms, for they were
blessed, beautiful twins!
She’s vaping Fentanyl in a bar, looking for...
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Categories:
bar, loneliness, woman,
Form:
Rhyme