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William Claude Dukenfield

'Tis said that William Claude Dukenfield was fond of his rum. A healthy nip morning, noon and night was his rule of thumb! He was better known as W. C. Fields who was always on the skids, And despised nearly everything and everyone including innocent kids! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/17/2012 9:19:00 PM

ok, I am joining in this battle now!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/17/2012 9:00:00 PM

this is good too and we learned more about W.C. Fields from it! I vote for Nero however!!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/17/2012 8:06:00 PM

Dear Bob H., a very interesting limerick... enjoyed,..p.d.

Russell Sivey

Date: 1/17/2012 5:58:00 PM

Another fine Clerihew Bob! You sure are pumping out these very good Clerihew's! Keep them going! Awesome Work!!

Gwendolen Song

Date: 1/17/2012 5:01:00 PM

Chuckles out loud!! Looney Tunes, Robt!! Gotta give you an ACE for this one too!! Hey, any chance you could please teach our dear friend Curtis how to write these simple forms so he can play along with the rest of the class?? Please?.... Gwendolen

Robert Pettit

Date: 1/17/2012 4:06:00 PM

He said "A man who hates kids can't be all bad". He was a native of Philadelphia, PA, who dropped out of school early to become a carnival juggler. He eventually made it big in vaudeville, and later in motion pictures. You have described him well in this clerihew Bob.

J. Dover

Date: 1/17/2012 3:30:00 PM

Very Comical :P Great poem, Robert! Love, J.