Whereas, In Rhymed Couplets, I Solve All Future Election Problems
~ My Fellow* Americans ~
(Regarding Presidential Elections)
Let us amend the Constitution
so we can find a fitting solution
for every election where the selection
of any candidate means indigestion
Here is what I propose
knowing that many will oppose
whatever upsets the status quo
'cos at heart most change is a no-go
Let us put a box on each and every ballot
for 'Neither of the Above,' and then shall it
poll a majority of electoral votes -- Hear, Hear:
We'll leave the Oval Office empty for four years!
Now before my idea you diss and you ding
Consider carefully this very significant thing
Your house is white -- Do you need a boss?
Well, neither does our nation ~ All is not lost
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*By the term 'fellow' I have no intention of offending
anyone undergoing gender reimagining, racial
composition detoxification and reincarnation, or sex-
ual preference alteration, so help me 'God,' The Force,'
'Ms. God,' 'The No-God,' Zoroaster, Zeus, Jupiter, Jesus,
Mohammed, Allah, Buddha, Antifa, BLM, AOC, Jeff
Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Karl Marx, 'The Current Oc-
cupant of the White House,' whoever ze, zi, za, zu, zo
may be. Whew! Thank you! :)
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