Whereas, In Rhymed Couplets, I Solve All Future Election Problems

~ My Fellow* Americans ~ (Regarding Presidential Elections) Let us amend the Constitution so we can find a fitting solution for every election where the selection of any candidate means indigestion Here is what I propose knowing that many will oppose whatever upsets the status quo 'cos at heart most change is a no-go Let us put a box on each and every ballot for 'Neither of the Above,' and then shall it poll a majority of electoral votes -- Hear, Hear: We'll leave the Oval Office empty for four years! Now before my idea you diss and you ding Consider carefully this very significant thing Your house is white -- Do you need a boss? Well, neither does our nation ~ All is not lost ____________________________________________ *By the term 'fellow' I have no intention of offending anyone undergoing gender reimagining, racial composition detoxification and reincarnation, or sex- ual preference alteration, so help me 'God,' The Force,' 'Ms. God,' 'The No-God,' Zoroaster, Zeus, Jupiter, Jesus, Mohammed, Allah, Buddha, Antifa, BLM, AOC, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Karl Marx, 'The Current Oc- cupant of the White House,' whoever ze, zi, za, zu, zo may be. Whew! Thank you! :)