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This Old Frugal

Sung to This Old Man This old frugal He bought one Silver dollar Just for fun With a thick stacked, natty pack Filled with silver eagles He’ll beat inflation And live regal This old frugal He bought two U.S. Gold Eagles That won’t devalue With a thick stacked, natty pack Filled with silver and gold He’ll beat inflation Before he’s too old This old frugal Has traded cash For precious metals A true value stash With a thick stacked, natty pack Filled with eighteen karat His kids will smile When they inherit This old man Is sad to see The printing of too Much paper money Get a thick stacked, natty pack To do yourself a favor And beat inflation As a metals saver May 14, 2023 Mother Goose Grows Up Contest

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Date: 6/7/2023 4:53:00 AM
David, a fun write and congratulations on your win !
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Date: 6/5/2023 7:21:00 PM
Catchy parody, and that makes you a winner in my contest, so congrats!
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Date: 5/14/2023 2:02:00 PM
hahaha gives nick nack paddy whack a new lease of life, fab fun David:-) hugs Jan xx
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