The Rooster

Get up MacD, smashed it again, get up and work it old man Them cows are swallowing all the apples down Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah Mrs D, girls on fleek, cluckada clucking, their bountiful asses Not pushing out eggs, I’ll tell the bae’s their busted Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah Don’t get me started bout Bungey Stupidest dog, digs holes, thinks he’s a rabbit Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder yeah Oi!, don’t leave me hanging here at the window I’m puffed up, moonwalking, strutting my stuff Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah Morning Mr, Mrs Mac you were asleep, while I was bringing it What's that?, racket? suns bit extra this morning, yeah it's well lit Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah Ya going down the Orchard? see the Chicks crib?, yesss lets burn the roof Hmmm, the local café might sell apple flavoured lattes Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah Entered in the Personification contest Placed 6th The Rooster, written 14/07/2019 Sponsor: Edward Ibeh