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The 'Queen of Poop' returns!

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I stopped posting poopy poems as i was saving them for my recent book, "Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes", but i've been asked several times to start posting them again... how could I refuse! 02/02/2025

“Stop farting Fred,” poor Sally begs - She’s being gassed and needs nose pegs “You won’t use a cook book When it’s your turn to cook It’s always baked beans with fried eggs!”

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FJ Thomas

Date: 2/24/2025 8:21:00 PM

That would be a treat to a hotel for me lol. Just wanted so say hello Jan :)

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/21/2025 10:15:00 AM

phew-y! LOL

Terry Flood

Date: 2/14/2025 3:51:00 PM

And there she blows… er, I mean, IS. Still the reigning queen of poop on Soup ;-)

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 2/3/2025 7:06:00 PM

this is hilarious! Congratulations on your new book Jan

Duke Beaufort

Date: 2/3/2025 12:14:00 PM

Cute indeed Jan. I’d say smiles, but you have my nose so puckered I can’t do it! You’re just too funny!

James Peranteau

Date: 2/3/2025 9:55:00 AM

too phunny dear poet! I needed sum phunny today, he Thanx ya...much love

Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2025 11:34:00 AM

thanks James, hugs Jan xx

John Read

Date: 2/3/2025 3:31:00 AM

Farting Fred must change his diet, for his bowels are causing a riot, every silent fart, is breaking Sally's heart, when all she wants is peace and quiet. Nice to have you back Jan XX

Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2025 11:33:00 AM

I keep saying you and Beryl should do a book together, you have such a quick with and write brilliantly together! hugs Jan xx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 2/2/2025 8:30:00 PM

Knowing is half the battle lol! Between me and the man and the dog, who what where?! ;), xomo

Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2025 11:33:00 AM

lol Mo, think you will like my new one today lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jim Healey

Date: 2/2/2025 8:27:00 PM

Hey, Jan! Baked beans on toast is okay. Eggs on toast is okay. But both? No. Just...no! ;) (Funny as always. Take care.)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2025 11:32:00 AM

Thanks Jim, I eat the beans on toast - he had both - phewwww lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 2/2/2025 3:52:00 PM

Jan, a cute one, baked beans on toast with eggs does not sound appetizing but great for a gas attack. -hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2025 4:17:00 PM

Hubby ate it not me lol! hugs Jan xx I love beans on toast but not the eggs lol

David Fisher

Date: 2/2/2025 3:33:00 PM

That's a funny one, Jan! Sally begs for variety, but I guess Fred begs to differ.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2025 3:36:00 PM

Thanks David, It was based on my hubby having baked beans on toast with fried eggs on the top lol - I couldn't resist a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx