The Calling

She chapped my door Said she was a whore She was in the area Offering discounts and more I was a bit taken aback Usually it was double glazing, broadband and that Or Jehovah's witnesses Into the night She even took cards Explained the APR Extras and all S&M on a Saturday night Would I like a call I must admit Impressed I was She was a woman with a cause Sadly, the good lady screamed Who’s at the door I told her a whore Bloody Jehovah's she swore