Swasticars!

Now, seriously, folks we're taking it a bit too far to call Elon Musk's vehicles "Swasticars". The brand-new Tesla SS could be the fastest, fascist car, I guess, and I know that what he says is spurious, but that's no reason to make him fuhrerious. With his advisors, he should've had a conference, as he clearly did nazi the consequence and the total, utter shock of a serious drop in Tesla stock. I know his stiff-arm gesture is in dispute, but it was just an "innocent Roman salute". Clearly, things have gotten really bizarre, so let's stop deriding the Naz... the guy who makes Swasticars.

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/10/2025 3:18:00 PM

This is very humorous. But I kind of like the guy and the way he is digging up billions and billions of overspending wasting all the taxpayers money the past several years

Ilene Bauer

Date: 2/9/2025 10:38:00 AM

this is hilarious, jim! (although there is a lot about the topic that isn't, obviously). you've done a brilliant job of describing this and i love the wordplay ("fuhrerious" is my favorite). one of those cars is parked in my neighborhood and just looking at it sums up the man and what he stands for perfectly to me...

Jim Healey
Date: 2/9/2025 11:07:00 AM

Hi, Ilene. Glad you enjoyed it. To be honest, I saw several puns about Musk posted on social media so I decided to incorporate a number of them in the poem. I think it worked out well. Take care. Jim