Superior - Not the Lake

SUPERIOR – not the lake To me there are no persons drearier Than those who think themselves superior, Think everything in life that they do Is a little, no, MUCH better than you (do) She didn’t come right out and make a claim Not sophisticate was to give it name As example – I mentioned my dentist Hers, compared to others by far the best Sadly, my doctor’s name, somehow, came up Hers had won the Johns Hopkins world class cup When I mentioned housing she had a ball When compared to hers, the Taj Mahal was small Dare I mention our Jeep parked in the back? She’d boast of her three bran new Cadillacs Fed her dog ‘Vet’s Laboratory Test’ Even claimed her Fido’s droppings were best Then, one day – Joy! When they had to call an ambulance - Her chronic case of painful flatulence