Station Imag Reporting Live

The following statements are figments of your imagination, if it were not so, we would of course steer you in the correct direction to correct your lack of invisible imaginary eye sight. This message is brought to you by the imaginary invisible station I.M.A.G which is broadcast from the mind of Silly Me…to ….you. Our motto is: Invisible Imagination cannot be seen with unimaginative invisible eyes.” We pride ourselves on living up to our motto !! I.M.A.G is dedicated to the theory that all imagened things not possible are always possible when invisible but can only be seen in the imagination should there possibly be one to find and should you actually be able to see it if it was actually there. What you think you are reading is simply a trick your eyes are playing on your mind. We pride ourselves on being able to accomplish this feat so easily. There is actually no page with words on it before you at this time. Your screen is simply a blank blue field of blue or green or whatever our broadcast audience has deems soothing to the invisible eye. Our station is devoted to remaining “Green”. Because we use neither paper, nor ink, we feel we have met the burden of always remaining environmentally conscience. We will of course get a major tax credit for our imaginary endeavors. Should I.M.A.G need to test its broadcasting station or send out an early response warning, we will of course use our environmentally friendly invisible ink for all to imagine they are able to see and read. Thank you for tuning in to this invisibility statement. If you have failed to see its unimaginable invisible possibility message, we sincerely apologize. We cannot be held liable for your lack of invisible imagination.