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Soccer Mom Ninja

If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla Vicious and surly This dangerous girlie Avoid her at all costs or call in the militia

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Silent One

Date: 1/27/2018 10:26:00 AM

I used to run junior soccer teams, they are mad my friend.. some are really crazy and rude..

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/27/2018 11:01:00 AM

I can bet... aww the unrestrained youth eh! Some grow up to be politicians!!!

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 1/25/2018 8:33:00 AM

Never cross ways with the type//They're full of bluster and hype//part mama bear//part beehive hair//might pummel your head with a pipe. FUR ON CHINCHILLA MAN JACK!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/25/2018 8:37:00 AM

"might pummel your head with a pipe" LOL well it rhymes don't it!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 1/25/2018 7:49:00 AM

Lol! Great advice ;P

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/25/2018 7:59:00 AM

Got wounds to prove it!!! GOOD A.M. dearest Mo!!! xxx