Silly Society

Separating forks, knives and spoons Mine are all mixed together I can find the right one to use Are people not to clever ? I have a son, seven years old Won't wear his coat, don't sweat it You don't get sick from being cold If he's cold he'll go get it What so special about the queen Royal blood the highest class The only thing that I have seen Is her face is on our cash Why no elbows on the table Because they are so unclean What a ridiculous fable If I'm tired I like to lean Don't leave your house in a nightgown It is very unseemly If it is the beach your around Your fine in a bikini You must stand when the judge comes in In case he doesn't find a seat Let's talk about condensing The king will now judge the weak Distracted driving, see the cops With their laptops on the dash Looking for others to stop Their the ones most likely to crash