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Poetic Constipation

I'm on a roll, no stopping me now It would give me a hernia, holy c-c-cow Stuff would seize up My butt would slam shut Poetic constipation it would surely fall-ow

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 2/25/2018 9:37:00 PM
I enjoyed, a fun time! All the best ... CayCay
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/25/2018 9:59:00 PM
Happy to oblige Cay Cay... love your name there my love! Happy Jack xoxox
Date: 2/23/2018 7:45:00 AM
Ow. Lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/23/2018 7:51:00 AM
Lost it there for a sh... bit!!! xoxox
Date: 2/23/2018 6:48:00 AM
Not only is Jack funny and kind, now he knows how to read my mind! Oh bloody hell! Now he can tell, unravelling me like orange rind!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/23/2018 7:00:00 AM
Brilliant dear friend... methinks I will soon have to relinquish my crown!!! But was only a matter of time anyway!!!
Date: 2/23/2018 6:43:00 AM
OMG!!! I was thinking bout a limerick about constipation!!! Are your reading my mind!!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/23/2018 6:57:00 AM
This is quite scary.... woooooooo! The vibes just suddenly popped into my mind!!!
Date: 2/23/2018 5:29:00 AM
Have you tried dynamite syrup, make sure your sitting down.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/23/2018 5:40:00 AM
Is that a British product??? LOL Hmmm... sitting down... wouldn't that launch me into space????

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