Pilchard the Penguin and the Snow Penguin

[A classic example of a tale that wouldn’t Behave itself] Pilchard the penguin shed icicle tears He cries at the movies as Christmas time nears While watching ‘The Snowman’ he claps and he cheers But cries when the friendly snowman disappears This year he vows to make one of his own Although he knows that when it melts he will groan He hopes he can make one just like in the movie He’d found a green hat which he thought would be groovy * Pilchard the penguin has raked up some snow He rolled it and that made a big snowball grow He needed another to make up a head Round, like the body, but smaller instead It took quite some time but when he was done He’d made something quite like the TV boy’s one Penguin the pilchard said, “That green hat’s magic, But will he just melt which would be rather tragic?” Pilchard said, “Penguin, I’ve made him with care, And magic or not he’ll always be there. Our new frozen friend may not fly in the air, But melting away I just couldn’t bare. “From that TV crew when they beat their retreat, I’ve used diver’s flippers to act as his feet. An old plastic funnel will serve as his beak, This snowman’s a penguin… so to speak.” Pilchard’s mum called him, “It’s time for your bed, So get magic penguins right out of your head, For you’ve seen the movie and that’s a fair warning, Your big frozen friend could be gone in the morning.” He told her, “I wanted to fly in the air, With that frozen penguin I’ve made over there.” She sent him to bed but she asked one thing more, “Did you get that hat from my underwear drawer?” * But when the sun rose for a chilly new day The penguin snowman now faced the other way Penguin the pilchard asked, “Well, did he play?” Pilchard the penguin said, “I couldn’t say. “I do know that when the sky turned out the light, I heard my mum wander down here in the night. I asked where she went, she was cagey alright, But somehow, this morning she seems really bright. “When I made the penguin he wore the green hat, The TV snowman had a hat just like that. I can’t figure out why it’s not on his head, But I saw it this morning near my mother’s bed.” * Penguin the Pilchard tried not to guffaw, “Why has your mum got an underwear drawer?”