Phew

Today I've been teasing a lady driver and I hang my head in shame but there was no need for the swearing and I bear my fathers name. I only put my hand up As she was trying to reverse I asked. Would you like me to park it for you Well you should have heard her curse. Reversing for ladies is stunt driving That statement drove her mad She actually accused me Of never having had a dad. She told me to go away Or words to that effect When a gentleman is offering help Is this what he should expect? I really tried to stem the giggle When she stalled the car I can't believe she wanted to kick me Right where my valuables are. After threatening to kill me She saw the twinkle in my eye She laughed as she realised I was playing Phew , I'm one very lucky guy. LOL