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No Farting Allowed

Hold it! i am warning you NO FARTING ALLOWED! The rest room is near you... DON'T FART OUT LOUD NO OOZING BOMBS ! Not those I am not ready to die,so stop that art The last time you fart You murdered my nose I say NO FART ALLOWED DEAR! The last world war was a pretty good scare Please don't start another one here Oh! that oozing smell who can bear.....

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Robert Johnson

Date: 2/12/2013 12:03:00 PM

Who indeed.:) Peeee uuuu! :)

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/23/2012 5:37:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Prince. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 5/23/2012 12:58:00 AM

Congrats on your smelly win Prince xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/22/2012 9:40:00 PM

Prince, the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD

Olusegun Arowolo

Date: 5/22/2012 8:53:00 PM

Wonderful piece,Nice style...Congrats on your super win,Prince...Nice Going,brother...

Joseph May

Date: 5/22/2012 8:17:00 PM

congrats on your win Prince

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/22/2012 7:55:00 PM

very cool style to your poem! Congrats on your win.

David Williams

Date: 5/22/2012 2:28:00 PM

Prince congrats on your win..David

Painted Hunter

Date: 5/22/2012 1:35:00 PM

Congrats on your #1 on the #2 job!

Poet Destroyer A
Date: 5/22/2012 9:42:00 PM

lol... Caleb, comment is so funny... he he he... i think I like the poet already... he he he

Painted Hunter
Date: 5/22/2012 1:36:00 PM

Lol! Oh my...

Black Eyed Susan

Date: 5/22/2012 1:00:00 PM

love the rewrite! congrats on your win :)

Black Eyed Susan

Date: 5/16/2012 7:07:00 AM

I like "you murdered my nose" :) for some reason, i want this to rhyme, i guess because the 1st verse does? think about it...good luck in the contest :)

Black Eyed Susan
Date: 5/22/2012 1:01:00 PM

I like the rewrite! the question is, are you happy with it? that's all that really matters!

Prince Ekpemandu
Date: 5/16/2012 8:15:00 AM

Done that..you happy?

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/16/2012 5:20:00 AM

Well done Prince... :) :) :) - Anne-Lise