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Naughty But Nice and Soft Funny Secs Poem

My better other half Who I call Secsee Today did say to me If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's Or want me to have sex with you ever again The next time you take or need a Pish Then you better remember to leave the toilet seat down Or the only thing you will be making love to in the not to distant future Is those dodge sites you keep wiping from your computer And just them you will be resigned to history Do you get me ?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 7/15/2018 5:18:00 AM
lol Chris I have a friend who says he's 'taking his fish for a walk' it really makes me giggle:-) hugs jan xx
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