My Mother In Law Is Poisoning Me

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS POISONING ME! I think my mother-in-law is poisoning me. The electric range is smelling strange, She tests the smoke detector by cooking everyday.... Now the entire kitchen is acting deranged. Semolina at 3:30, Mercury hits 120 degrees! Nausea and stomach cramps are rising in me, Red-sauced tripe is afflicting me. Outside it's now Celsius 43 degrees. Now Bulimia is what I see, I have to stay for tea, Yes, my mother-in-law is poisoning me, There's much to said for ... D.I.V.O.R.C.E!!!!!