My Dear Mr Fireman

Now my dear Mr Fireman Let's be very clear We neither one of us Really wants to be here Now I know it's my fault That I cannot deny But I can explain If you please let me try I thought I would fit It was just such bad luck I had no idea I was going to get stuck And please understand That before you were phoned I tried hard as I could To get out on my own I've been pushed, I've been pulled I've been twisted around I've been shook like a snow-globe And tipped upside down Buy try though I have Not one of these things Was enough to dislodge me From the seat of this swing I know it's for kids And I know that its true That climbing inside Was a daft thing to do But I couldn't resist it The challenge was there I'm sure we've all done Silly things for a dare So please don't be angry That's all I can say I can promise I've already Learned my lesson today