Kristi Noem DeVil

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Firstly, you must create your own character. Their surname MUST be DeVil. It is preferred that their first name is 3 syllables, for the sake of the tune. Your Characters name Must be the title of your Lyrical poem. Secondly, create a poem about your character. The readers MUST be able to sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians.

To The Tune of Cruella Devil Poetry Contest

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Noem was, devoting an entire section of her memoirs to the day she shot a high-spirited puppy named Cricket to death, then executed the family goat for having a bad attitude. She called the goat jerk-face!

"I hated that dog," Noem wrote in her upcoming and lengthily titled book: "No Going Back: The Truth on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward." (Real missed opportunity, not calling it "Noem Going Back," by the way.) Cricket RIP 2004-2005

If anyone out there is looking to offload an annoying puppy or jerk-face goat, there are many rescues out there that will take them off your hands and find good homes for them.

(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians) There was a Govenor named Kristi Noem De-Vil Oh Kristi Noem De-Vil Her own dog she’ll harm there's nothing more cru-el Kristi Noem De-Vil Kristi Noem DeVil She hated her puppy Cricket with wired haired charm Her own doggy she'll harm Her own doggy she'll harm deemed he was useless like her goat valued less So, she took the poor pup out Not sympatico—Not even a pout She’s made her boss proud she shouts out loud, Kristi Noem De-Vil Kisti Noem De-Vil with whom she’ll share the Presidential ticket Out of her mind with excitement, chasing all those birds and having the time of her life was poor fated Cricket We need strong leaders who can do these sorts of messes She'll bring her own doggy harm Ranting that it’s just another day on the farm! The Govenor may be watching too much Netflix Perchance Wentworth an Australian series An unhinged system for women's prison Chicks! Chicks! Chicks! Chorus... If anyone out there is looking to offload an annoying puppy or jerk-face goat there are many rescues out there

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Duke Beaufort

Date: 5/6/2024 5:36:00 AM

Anaya, Noem De-vil was on Face the Nation this Sunday. I think she's the governor of SD. I can see why D.T. >>Dick Tater might want her as a vice-presidential candidate. She is his type...pretty on the outside and messed up in the brain. They say she shot herself in the foot, but who knows. You have a fine selection criteria for these horrible people and I will be looking at your work going forward for sure. Very glad to meet someone who knows evil when it shows up. I faved this poem and the one about protest.

I Am Anaya
Date: 5/7/2024 9:09:00 AM

Duke I thought she made an evil candidate for the contest! “We need strong leaders who can do these sorts of messes” "annoying puppy or jerk-face goat" her words! I'll check that, "shot her own foot" or your saying she did something really stupid. Got it. Thank you, for all your generous comments, xo

Candide Diderot

Date: 5/4/2024 10:14:00 AM

what a sad, sorry excuse for a human.

I Am Anaya
Date: 5/4/2024 10:27:00 AM

You said it Candide!

Robert Gorelick

Date: 5/2/2024 10:39:00 AM

Leaders should set good examples not tyrannical, psycho examples. Leadership requires this. Strength and cruelty are not synonymous. Your poem brings home this reality, well-done! Robert

I Am Anaya
Date: 5/2/2024 10:48:00 AM

This is what I was trying to convey, hoping others will get the message. Thank you, Robert!

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 4/30/2024 8:23:00 AM

Pity to kill animals. A vet could help.

I Am Anaya
Date: 4/30/2024 9:21:00 AM

More political news, she is a senator of South Dekota running for Vice President on Trump's ticket, her puppy's name was Cricket...True story! She made a great Cruella De-Vil!