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I Will Always

(Sung To The Song "I Will Always Love You" By Whitney Houston...From the film..The Bodyguard)...(1992) If you do stay You'll be tempting me to your way In the bin you now go I can't risk having you here everyday Coz I will want to eat you I will want to taste you You My biscuit you Mmmmmm Loaded with calories And the fat thighs given to me So goodbye I won't cry Plus my weight plays havoc with my knees Coz I will want to bite you I will want to nibble you You You could stay if fat free And I lost all the weight you gave to me And hadn't given me chin number three I favoured you, but now set myself free And I will always love you Your soft chocolate goo Your brown crumbly crumb base Your sweet biscuit round face Your taste that I still crave Each small crumb I would not waste My Biscuit, I miss you I'll always I'll always want you. Change The Record Poetry Contest Sponsor : Natasha L Scragg Written 15.10.21

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Deb M

Date: 12/11/2021 7:15:00 AM

Love love your humour Emilia! Funny clever poem! Debx

Emilia James
Date: 12/29/2021 8:31:00 AM

Thank you so much Deb. Got chin number four now since Christmas but I am blaming it on the distorted mirrors I have around in my home lol. Emilia : ) (PS, not really at chins lol)

Panagiota Romios

Date: 11/30/2021 2:03:00 PM

I think this is hysterically funny, Emilia. Deserves far more credit. Far more work than a couplet or a one liner Terrifically done.. A Fav. Panagiotav

Emilia James
Date: 12/29/2021 7:56:00 AM

Thank you so much Pangie and for the fav. I am very happy in knowing that enjoyed it. Emilia : )

Jan Allison

Date: 11/18/2021 2:10:00 PM

Love your witty parody of the song, many congrats on your win Emilia:-) hugs Jan xx

Emilia James
Date: 12/29/2021 7:41:00 AM

Thank you so much Jan. Sometimes I think I maybe to food focused lol, Emilia : )

Natasha L Scragg

Date: 11/12/2021 12:06:00 PM

Hi Emilia! I love your song. It's fun, humorous and so relatable for your audience. The struggle with diet and the temptation of fattening treats, in this instance, biscuits. This will make a lot of people smile. Huge congrats on placing top ten in the contest and thank you for entering :-) warm wishes xx

Emilia James
Date: 11/17/2021 8:16:00 AM

Thank you very much Natasha and thank you for hosting the contest. It was a lot of fun and really enjoyed it. Hope to do more and this was my first attempt at this form. Emilia : ) xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 10/23/2021 3:12:00 PM

A creative/fun~~write/song. Good Luck. So cute. Now let's eat. Have a blessed autumn day writing away..............

Emilia James
Date: 10/24/2021 2:50:00 PM

Thank you so much Paula. Have a blessed Autumn day too. Emilia : )

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/22/2021 8:05:00 PM

Hello Emilia ... as the old saying goes. What passes the lips goes straight to the hips - enjoy your biscuits Emilia - Lindsay

Emilia James
Date: 10/23/2021 3:36:00 AM

Thank you Lindsay. I'm not a biscuit eater, though I do like them. I don't like putting on extra weight makes me feel ugh! Emilia : )

John Gondolf

Date: 10/18/2021 2:38:00 AM

Emilia, I enjoyed reading this humorous parody of Whitney Houston’s song. Good luck in the contest. Hugs, John

Emilia James
Date: 10/18/2021 2:57:00 AM

Thank you so much John. I'm not a biscuit eater but do like chocolate in small amounts. I'm lucky that I don't put on weight easily but saying that I am always busy doing something. Hugs, Emilia : )