I Ate Lettuce For a Year

I ate lettuce for a year Only lettuce And drank water Lost sixty-four pounds I have gained it back and sixty pounds more I was young then, more disciplined Now I am old; no one notices old I can be any size I want. I could be nine hundred pounds. No one would notice So now I eat barbequed chicken, refried beans, mashed potatoes, beef and noodles, cheeseburgers, pepperoni pizza, frozen spaghetti, frozen lasagna, For dessert I have coconut cake, pumpkin pie with whipped cream, triple chocolate cake with frosting, cinnamon apple strudel, cherry cobbler with vanilla ice cream, key lime pie, or whatever else I want. I cannot drink coffee unless I put in three packets of sugars, a bit of chocolate milk, and a packet of sweetened hot cocoa. These are foods I do not eat: vegetables, fruits, or lettuce. I cannot stand to even look at lettuce.