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Poor old Guido Fawkes who was born up in York fought in Spain, rebel flame there was lit and though it is known as the 'eighty year's war' when he came back he hadn't aged a bit. With Wintour and Catesby , they all hatched a plot to send all of our MP's to hell and only Lord knows if with all that explosive with more luck it would have gone well. Fawkes heard people coming who were checking the plumbing, their footsteps were near , and much louder. Instead of the rats and occasional cat, they found several tons of gunpowder. And trapped in the cellar that unlucky fellah no chance of receiving a pardon, midst the hot dogs and beer is punished each year on a bonfire in my neighbour's garden.

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Date: 11/14/2015 8:01:00 AM
Yes history is strange. Your range of topics is quite broad, sir. And you are able to make everything entertaining. I salute you--I think that is better than sending a bomb.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/14/2015 8:32:00 AM
Hopefully so, and sadly more topical with the latest news. Regards, Viv
Date: 11/13/2015 9:07:00 PM
I always read of this day and this guy, and you sure have made it a humorous lesson. I really like this one.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/14/2015 12:19:00 AM
Thanks, Andrea, isn't it bizarre that each year everyone celebrates a terrorist? Viv x
Date: 11/9/2015 10:12:00 PM
Well done, I mean the poem, not Guido!
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/10/2015 12:12:00 AM
Thanks Arthur, I sometimes like to educate and illuminate. Regards, Viv
Date: 11/4/2015 11:26:00 PM
Haahhaa but it still worked
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/5/2015 1:07:00 AM
Well, here we are on November fifth, bracing ourselves for what usually sounds like the Moscow Air defence systems doing testing. Folks locking their dogs indoors, while my cat just sits on the shed roof wondering what the fuss is about. Thanks for dropping by, John. Viv
Date: 11/2/2015 8:28:00 PM
G'day Viv... as kids, this bloke was our hero even though we had no idea who he was or what he did; it was the bonfire and crackers that elevated Guy Fawkes into hero status - thanks mate - Lindsay
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/3/2015 1:55:00 AM
Yes, Lindsay, the first advert warning of the dangers of fireworks in Britain, back in 1605. Then 61 years later, half of London was razed to the ground by a bakery. Crazy stuff, history. Thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv
Date: 11/2/2015 7:25:00 PM
Thanks for the lesson, Viv. This is such a well written and fun read. We celebrated Guy Fawkes Day (we got to burn a Guy in effigy) with my English friend a few years ago...with of course a bonfire, burgers, and beer.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/3/2015 1:51:00 AM
On reflection, David, I can't think of many terrorists who get quite the adulation. Bizarre, isn't it? Thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv

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