Happily Married Mcgee

The Secret Of McGee's Long Happy Marriage McGee was holding down a stool At McJock's Pool-hall and pub When Finn came in wearing a grin And his *** smoked down to a nub He pulled up a stool, and sat with McGee And gave him a pat on the back "Congratulations, you old sod" Then gave the bar a loud whack "It's been forty-six years, since you've been wed How is it you stayed with one lass Divorce today is common they say Marriage, not made to last" McGee looked at Finn straight in the eye Then took a sip of his stout "Respect, one another" he said with a sigh "RESPECT, is what it's about" "She Respectfully asks for that she wants And sometimes I'm put to the test But especially when She's shopping, my friend I Respectfully nod my head Yes! "