Exercise

Granny, you need to push back the plate Or go down stairs and work on that weight Granny, you needed to start watching what you ate Oh! That hurts, you weigh too much I don't mean to be a grouch and such But when on me your whole weight touch My springs start to sag and padding goes flat Especially when you also add the fat cat Or that chubbie granddog who weighs ..well fat Promise me you'll make a new year's resolution To lose ten pounds that would be the solution No more confections or pizza or fries try exercise, exercise (I could not think of one from a chair's point of view and I know that you will find this strange but I am through. For the Speak, Chair contest.)