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*Bump and Grind* Jerkin' Twerkin' *Swing* Now Go Down Low *Moonwalk* Jackson's Actions *Hip Hop Slam* Word slap Fast rap *Pop Stars* Scandal Vandal *One of the Seven Dorks* Dopey Grope-y "Cooking" You bake My Cake "Bedroom" Lights out You Shout "Drunken Hunting" You shoot Your boot "Driving mower" Cut grass On ass *Too much* High Ball I fall *Too Little* One stroke God's joke *Too Late* Forget Regret "Staying the Night" Seduce Let loose "Goodnight Kiss" moon light just right "Bad Date" Cheapskate Quick Date "Pitbull Encounter" Bald head My Bed .... (give head) (dick shred)

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Date: 9/9/2014 10:02:00 AM
Fully funny and humorous, CT
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Tim Smith
Date: 9/9/2014 6:35:00 PM
Thank you Dr. Ram...cheers
Date: 9/8/2014 5:06:00 PM
OMG you two are so so so naughty and I love it LOL :-) can't stop laughing here. Hugs Jan xxx
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Casarah Nance
Date: 9/8/2014 7:02:00 PM
Guess that is not the only thing at my ankles....
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2014 5:46:00 PM
You are digging a deeper hole - they are all good - your halo has well and truly slipped round your ankles now! Hugs jan x
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Casarah Nance
Date: 9/8/2014 5:45:00 PM
haha oh I'll confess to the good ones lol
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2014 5:26:00 PM
Good idea Tim - you wouldn't want people to think Casarah was at all naughty! Hugs Jan xx
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Tim Smith
Date: 9/8/2014 5:23:00 PM
Damn eyes...I must change them all to stars now...hehe
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2014 5:21:00 PM
CASARAH! I am SHOCKED! SHOCKED I tell you - Tim's naughtiness is rubbing off on you - sorry my dear there is No cure! Hugs Jan xxx
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Casarah Nance
Date: 9/8/2014 5:15:00 PM
:) mine were in the stars his were in the quotes. :) Hugs. Today is a good day to laugh
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2014 5:11:00 PM
At least I can't be blamed for any naughtiness now! Hugs Jan xx
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Ct Duet
Date: 9/8/2014 5:08:00 PM
lol...they were fun...hehe.....hugs Tim

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