Diet Fruit Pie

Here is my own recipe for Diet Fruit Pie. Perhaps you’d like to give it a try. It will be a success I trust, if pounds need be shed as I assume they must. Peel five large bananas and discard the insides. Get out the chopper and blend those hides. When it turns to paste, flour up a pan and squish it in there by hand. That will be the crust of which every pie must. You may even lick your fingers If you’re one of those bingers. Now to this diet pie plan of yours, Add four cups of apple cores. For filler, chop up the cardboard box without the ritz and fold it in with a cup of blended cherry pits. Now cover up this mess with the rest of the banana peel batter Bet you’re already feeling a lot less fatter…. (stop drooling) You may finish up with a garnish topping as follows: Take old grapefruit peelings and chop them up fine, mix in, to suite, bits of watermelon rind. Sprinkle this topping generously all around And burn this dietary delight until brown. Warning: this recipe is not for the anemic As it tends to make one bulimic. (for more tempting recipes go to : uuuheadforthejohn.com ) Chef Robairte'