Crack Slack

Do you know the guy
who works his rear
right out of his jeans??
 

Then I have a tale for you:

This is my town---na -na--na---na!

Crack Police on the scene
{Ordinace --crack slack}

In pursuit perp.,
with K-9 crack sniffer,
Jack Rabbit Russell.

Tracking exposed crack
via baggy butt or belly 
by apple strudell overload!
Also can be rendered
crack slack via no thought shopping!

Sentenced to one week in the crack house!
 
Gives crack patrol
a whole new meaning

***Watch out in your small towns!! There are new ordinances forbidding baggy pants 
or skirts below the natural waist---HELLO PEOPLE!! Where will the madness end??
What next --fine mothers for breast feeding in public?? The working dad with a little 
moon shine?? Absurd!! ABSURD I SAY!!

If your girls or boys fall out of those baggy pants---I WILL LAUGH MY GUTS OUT ALL 
OVER 'EM!!

Thanks to my hubby and son for a little poetic humor advice!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 9/16/2010 1:03:00 PM
Always we read you and cannot stay on the sideline, humor or vision ... you pull us in with such bright imagination kited on the petal of your words.
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Date: 9/13/2010 3:19:00 PM
lol so true!!!!! Glad to see they cracked the case.. sorry couldn't resist...luv Michael
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Date: 9/12/2010 8:07:00 AM
Doris, this story made news over here in SA as well, I just love your piece.. Hope your weekend's been a grand one :) Wilma
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Date: 9/12/2010 7:51:00 AM
thankxxx Doris for filling us all in on the goings on of your town... seems ironic this would happen but New Jersey has some goofy rules as well so am not surprised luv.. skinny jeans to the rescue luv..haha.. happy Sunday..with luv..
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Date: 9/12/2010 7:19:00 AM
New law somewhere that I heard about on the news..I hope that they get the situation covered....Enjoyed...Mom
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Date: 9/11/2010 10:05:00 PM
You should send the Crack Police over here Doris!!! I know a perp living too close for comfort!! HaHAAaaaaa!!! good one! Thanks for reading my writes. Luv, Joy (Jew)
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Date: 9/11/2010 8:54:00 PM
nice one, enjoyed your write..P.D.
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Date: 9/11/2010 8:07:00 PM
You made me laugh a lot - such a character and how you penned him well, Doris
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Date: 9/11/2010 7:02:00 PM
ha! Very fun read, you made me laugh.... well done!
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Date: 9/11/2010 6:57:00 PM
LOLOL!! This was too much fun...all I would do is laugh too at such *criminal* behaviour..lol...in poetry, Dory
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