Crack Slack

Do you know the guy who works his rear right out of his jeans?? Then I have a tale for you: This is my town---na -na--na---na! Crack Police on the scene {Ordinace --crack slack} In pursuit perp., with K-9 crack sniffer, Jack Rabbit Russell. Tracking exposed crack via baggy butt or belly by apple strudell overload! Also can be rendered crack slack via no thought shopping! Sentenced to one week in the crack house! Gives crack patrol a whole new meaning ***Watch out in your small towns!! There are new ordinances forbidding baggy pants or skirts below the natural waist---HELLO PEOPLE!! Where will the madness end?? What next --fine mothers for breast feeding in public?? The working dad with a little moon shine?? Absurd!! ABSURD I SAY!! If your girls or boys fall out of those baggy pants---I WILL LAUGH MY GUTS OUT ALL OVER 'EM!! Thanks to my hubby and son for a little poetic humor advice!