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Couplets

Politicians Wanted must be sly able to lie. Naturist's Ball nothing to wear just come bare. Rest In Peace quick sudden death grim reaper met. One To many all night boozing all day snoozing. Undocked puppies For Sale complete with tail. Nigerian Lottery notification of win for recycle bin. Downpour saturated old Bella forgot her umbrella. Hard Landing Jim's bad luck cord was stuck. In A Drift Stuck in snow Waiting for tow Go Large Extra French fries Big fat thighs Written 19th September 2018

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Valsa George

Date: 8/14/2022 9:35:00 AM

So very funny ! I love all especially the first and the last ! The greatest quality of a politician is his ability to lie and remain sly!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/14/2022 10:44:00 AM

Thank you Valsa, I'm happy you enjoyed them. Tom

Paul Callus

Date: 9/22/2018 3:27:00 PM

You have done a remarkable job, Tom! Very creative, to say the least! Will definitely see these on the winners' list! Regards // paul

Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/22/2018 3:59:00 PM

Thank you very much Paul. Glad you enjoyed them. Tom

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 9/19/2018 7:34:00 PM

G'day Tom … opposites falling into place nicely for you Tom. Short, sweet, and to the point - thanks Tom - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/20/2018 3:08:00 AM

Thank you Lindsay, never wrote a couplet before so its a first for me. Tom

Ilene Bauer

Date: 9/19/2018 9:13:00 AM

these are wonderful, tom! best of luck in the contest...

Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 9:18:00 AM

Thank you Ilene, first attempt I hope I got it right. Tom

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 9/19/2018 7:33:00 AM

Lol! Well done my friend! A winner already :)) my best to you Tom! xomo

Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 7:46:00 AM

Thank you very much Maureen, happy you enjoyed them. Tom

Vijay Pandit

Date: 9/19/2018 7:26:00 AM

Well written couplets, Tom. Perfect descriptions adorned with humor and wit.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 7:46:00 AM

Thank you Vijay, of course politicians don't lie really lol. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 9/19/2018 5:24:00 AM

Witty and entertaining couplets dear, Tom! Much liked!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 7:39:00 AM

Thank you Demetrios , I had never written one before so it was a challenge. Tom

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 9/19/2018 4:46:00 AM

Excellent! A fun read! My favorite was “Downpour”

Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 7:38:00 AM

Thanks Kim, I've been soaked many a time so Bella gets my sympathy lol. Tom

Silent One

Date: 9/19/2018 3:53:00 AM

Haha... This is really good... funny little snippets!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 3:57:00 AM

Thanks S.O., Glad you enjoyed them. (loved yours an Maureens tribute to our good friend, had an email off him and he said if he was up to it he would look in, hope he does, I miss his humour) Tom