Coincidental Names and Vocations

I was reminiscing the other day about people I've known o'er the years, And found it strange that their names corresponded with their careers. For instance, Joseph Carpenter was handy with hammer, nails and saw. Clyde Barrister, famed ambulance chaser, successfully practiced law! Art Paynter, dabbled in pornographic oils and is now confined in prison. My dentist, Whitey Capps, takes care of my choppers as if they were his'n. A neighbor, Semmi Riggs, is a long-haul trucker and is on the road a lot. He married a classmate of mine, Tipsy Toper, renowned as the village sot! An old army buddy, Hank Roper, is a cowpoke and rides the rodeo scene. An old girl friend of mine, Freda Flick, is now starring on the silver screen. The town ne'er-do-well, Don Heller, got religion and became a preacher. His brother Bob (known as stuttering Bob) became an English teacher! Willie Wrench turned out to be one of the finest Buick mechanics around, And his wife Lila (nee Leak) is a plumber and none better is to be found. Cyrus Cloud is working for the National Weather Service as a meteorologist, And I hear that Buddy Butts has a thriving practice as a famed proctologist! Frenchie Horne has his own band and I see him on the boob tube now and again. An old pal, Gilbert Graves, is the village undertaker located at Fifth and Main. Was it intentional or fickle fate that wedded these names to their vocation? I reckon in a sense 'twas both due to a struggling bard's wild imagination! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) 2014 All Rights Reserved