Bright Lights

Why Yes, I DO realize... I'm butt naked in the middle of the road And NO Officer, I DON'T know how I got here NOR the whereabouts of my clothes The last thing I DO remember I was heading to work and all was fine Wait a minute...now that I think about it There was this bright light?! At the moment I was inserting my key Into my heap that I sometimes call a ride My friendly neighbor was waving to me On the row of hedges from the other side There was a strange humming sound from above Both of us looked up in awe Then I remember bright lights shooting down That's the very last thing that I saw NO, I HAVEN'T been drinking! NO, I'm NOT insane! It's only 9:30 in the morning! Of course I have no idea what day?! WHAT? You want me to get in the back seat? And tell the Judge what it is that I saw? To tell the truth Officer, I'm not sure I can sit down For some odd reason my butts a tad bit raw...