Bird Poop In My Eye

Looking up into the sky a bird pooped in my eye as it was flying overhead causing me to see red It was warm and soggy making me feel queasy I scurried into the house like an upset little mouse I headed for the kitchen sink and got there in a blink Using the faucet spout I tried to flush it out When it was expelled it had a funny smell and the sink water had a dirty colour So when a bird is flying overhead keep your head down instead Do not look up into the sky or you may get poop in your eye