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Big Ass Texas

Everything's big in Texas it blows my mind Even washrooms at gas stations we stand in line Don't stand a chance We pee in our pants Just a wee dribble but an embarrassing swine

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 9/28/2021 8:56:00 AM
This is such a cool limerick, Jack, and all of old dudes can relate to it. I can't tell you the number of times I thought I was done, walk out of the restroom only to dribble some more. It's disgusting, I tell ya!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/28/2021 9:36:00 AM
YOU TOO!!!! Seems all of us "men" have the same problem! Good morning my friend!
Date: 9/28/2021 5:48:00 AM
Always wear dark pants lol Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/28/2021 6:41:00 AM
You gotta it Mister Tom! How do you keep coming up with this stuff?

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