Bah! Humbuggery!

Jingle jangle, jingle jangle, jingle all the way!
Merchants gleefully fill their tills sellin' stuff for Christmas Day!
I can barely hear the joyful Yuletide carols that I hold so dear,
For the ka-ching, ka-ching of lucre that keeps ringin' in my ear!

My spouse scurries about spendin' like it is goin' out of style!
I wonder how I'm to pay for all this stuff, grouchin' all the while!
Like dear old Scrooge, I ain't in the mood for celebration.
Even Santa is grumpy and frowns on all this commercialization!

Jingle jangle, jingle jangle, jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to wave goodbye to Santa and his sleigh,
And the lights and tinsel and gee gaws and other such lures,
That help feed the greed of those bodacious entrepreneurs!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 3 in Carolyn Devonshire's "Commercialization Holiday Humor" Contest
November 2010

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 11/29/2010 12:13:00 PM
I always get a good laugh when you write your humorous poems, Robert. This is for my Fav. List. Love, audrey
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Date: 11/29/2010 5:29:00 AM
Congratulations Bob on your win in the "Commercialized Holiday Humor" contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/28/2010 9:44:00 PM
Very funny LRobert. But I bet you're not the Scrooge you claim to be. Congratulations on your win. Love, joyce
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Date: 11/28/2010 4:28:00 PM
nice job of rhyming all these truths of the commercialized Christmas, Robert..... funny though...I know a couple who spend alot of time complaining about the mere mention of Jesus or God in every day life. They have a store.....sure count alot on christmas it seems...hmm- congrats on a fine poem and a great win my friend
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Date: 11/28/2010 4:28:00 PM
Way to go, Robert. A well deserved win with this representation of too much commercialization. Funny word for those entrepreneurs, Bodacious! LUv, Andrea
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Date: 11/28/2010 2:13:00 PM
Congratulations on this win for the excellent entry to the contest, Robert
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Date: 11/28/2010 12:39:00 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
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Date: 11/28/2010 10:56:00 AM
Ill bet your fun to be with on Xmas..Bye Santa..that line cracked me up. Congrats Mr Bob. BG
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Date: 11/28/2010 10:46:00 AM
Bravo, Bob my friend, with this so witty a write! So true, So true! "Congratulations" on a worthy poem's recognition. Agape, Moses
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Date: 11/28/2010 9:13:00 AM
Right on, Robert! I love that line about waving goodbye to Santa and his sleigh. Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C
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Date: 11/28/2010 7:13:00 AM
Excellent, witty poem, Bob! Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/18/2010 4:58:00 PM
Outstanding entry, Sarge. Enjoyed. Good luck. Ralphie
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Date: 11/17/2010 8:42:00 AM
lol,,okay,, this has the perfect jingle,, for smiles,, Hope she loves this entry.. I would have never though of you having the word "BODACIOUS" in your poem.. I sure love it,,or, maybe I just missed it.. By the way Bob H., on your comment in my 'worst poem ever' made me smile,, ain't that the truth.. You have the right idea there.. some of my entries have nothing to do with my worst poem ever..lol. I know we all have bad poems. Just add the word "WORST" to any title. Can't wait 2 for it,..p.d.
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Date: 11/16/2010 5:26:00 PM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Bob! Love, Carolyn
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