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Woman Seeking Man

PERSONALS: Must love raw onions Void of toe bunions Must have personality Live in reality Must enjoy long walks Void of stalks Must not smell bad Take bath, be glad Must say, "I love sex" Never be complex baggage to be rid Absolutely no kid Must love to dance Wear dry pants Pay half the rent monies well spent If now you think you qualify check my photo with your eye Make no mistake I kid you not! I get a little, You get a lot! 2/16/16

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Julia Ward
Date: 3/2/2016 8:55:00 AM
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Great fun!
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Judy Konos
Date: 3/2/2016 10:48:00 AM
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Thanks to my newest Facebook friend!
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Harry Horsman
Date: 2/18/2016 8:31:00 AM
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Judy i just love raw onions, the tears mix well, with my laughter at this wonderful poetry. Yet i see a serious side of you here also. You say/write it as it is, cannot get much closer to the truth than that...
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Judy Konos
Date: 2/18/2016 9:20:00 AM
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Good about raw onions! Nope nothing serious about me! I belong to the jack Ellison 'steptohell' Fan club. CHEERS!
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/17/2016 8:11:00 PM
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Amazing poem, when you can use humor to express a message, well just loved this one! (Of course I clicked here to read a poem, no one fooled me, seeking a women!!!) ok maybe just a little
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Judy Konos
Date: 2/17/2016 8:28:00 PM
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Most important message here is Raw Onions is a MUST...thanks for stopping always good to see ya.....take care, Judy
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Paul Callus
Date: 2/17/2016 9:33:00 AM
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This is some serious stuff presented with a big dose of humour, Judy! One of the best ads I've ever seen...so is the photo! // paul
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Judy Konos
Date: 2/17/2016 1:17:00 PM
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LOL Thanks for your review. Best, Judy
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Cloyee Smith
Date: 2/17/2016 6:29:00 AM
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Impressive!!!! I like the part about the bath. Cleanliness a must, especially if they must like sex!!!!! LOL. Love you girl!
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Judy Konos
Date: 2/17/2016 6:54:00 AM
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LOL My grandmother always said, "If God made anything better, he kept it for himself!"
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Lu Loo
Date: 2/16/2016 6:46:00 PM
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this is great Judy! So creative and clever, haha *smiles* -luloo
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Judy Konos
Date: 2/16/2016 8:15:00 PM
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Hey Laura! Best thing about it is Raw Onions! Thanks for stopplng.
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Daniel Turner
Date: 2/16/2016 5:32:00 PM
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I think I qualify!! Very funny even though you meant it. I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. Photo's fine with me. Coffee?
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Judy Konos
Date: 2/16/2016 8:20:00 PM
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Sho did! Sure we'll meet at Jack Ellison's house in Canada! Thanks for the visit!
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Tim Smith
Date: 2/16/2016 4:03:00 PM
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no kids? :( ... so close Judy
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Judy Konos
Date: 2/16/2016 4:58:00 PM
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Nope....you'll get there one of these 'daze' ...I promise you ...LOL
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/16/2016 2:45:00 PM
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Made me LOL Judy and I love the cartoon too:-) hugs Jan xx
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Judy Konos
Date: 2/16/2016 3:47:00 PM
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Good to see ya kid! Thanks
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Vee Bdosa
Date: 2/16/2016 2:00:00 PM
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I love boat rides, too, but i was wondering, do the Square Dancing count?
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Judy Konos
Date: 2/16/2016 3:48:00 PM
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With you everything counts......
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/16/2016 10:22:00 AM
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My kind of stuff Miss Judy! You knew it eh! I love sex too... but my wee friend ain't working like it once did!!!!!! LOL xxx
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Judy Konos
Date: 2/16/2016 3:48:00 PM
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Good Lord and all the while I thought you built the Brooklyn Bridge with it!

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