Wise Bird

I always watch the weather news before I make my daily plans. What I see on my walk just proves my brain’s much more advanced than man’s. My raingear’s perfect for this day; I’m snug and dry from head to toe, Some people have been caught off-guard. I see them running to and fro. Sans umbrella and overshoes, they’re soaked. “DUH! What did you expect?” I say to them. “If you were smart, like me, your day would not be wrecked!”