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White Trash Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas And try as I may I’d never be done By the break of next day. The stockings weren’t hung Hell, they weren’t even knit And the children in bed? No, they’re throwing a fit! And me in my kerchief And Kmart house coat Was testing a Holiday Ice Cream-tini float. When what to my Bloodshot eyes should appear But my absentee husband With two cases of beer! His eyes, how they glistened His laughter, how scary His walk was zig zag His nose a red cherry! He spoke not a word (We last spoke in ought-eight) But climbed up in my trailer Like I’d cigs on rebate. Then laying a finger Inside of his nose He belched and he farted And took off his clothes. But I heard him exclaim ‘Ore passing out for the night, “Merry Christmas to All! Can I have Newport Lite?” November 28, 2018

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Date: 2/1/2022 10:40:00 PM
White trash though?
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Date: 12/12/2018 12:22:00 AM
Blessings and sincerest congratulations for your win in Joseph's fun Christmas contest, Cindi - I pray you and yours have a happy and healthy holiday season! Keep the ink flowing, my friend! :-) <3
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Date: 12/10/2018 7:15:00 AM
AH, the good old days in the trailer park....
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Date: 12/9/2018 7:58:00 PM
Sounds kinda trashy ;) Congrats on top win!
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Date: 12/9/2018 5:27:00 PM
Cindi, you make me proud to be a bloke...not! Well done on your win?
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Date: 12/9/2018 3:25:00 PM
so so funny Cindi no wonder you got a top spot in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 11/28/2018 1:36:00 PM
Hilarious! Awesome pen! :)) xomo
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Cindi Rockwell
Date: 11/28/2018 1:53:00 PM
Thank you!
Date: 11/28/2018 12:29:00 PM
Ha, that was great Cindi. I mean so funny and the meter just perfect. I loved everything about this. So many laugh out loud lines that I am still laughing thinking about them.
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Cindi Rockwell
Date: 11/28/2018 1:29:00 PM
Thanks!!!

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