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When Will Susie Get Lucky

I volunteered in a soup kitchen to help the needy; the homeless and the lonely, the addicts and the seedy. For me in the kitchen, it was a place to socialize, while I was helping out with many others doing likewise. Susie James who is a single girl had trouble finding work. Susie volunteers her time so, she is not one who will shirk, helping out and giving smiles when handing out the soup, and so becoming well respected in amongst our group. Alas Susie admitted, with some sorrow in her voice, when it comes to men she is forever making a wrong choice. Susie explained that men she’s drawn too always have to lie, for they are either married or have partners that is why. So when a young man unbeknown has entered to assist, Susie’s eyes were roving and she just could not resist, to call this handsome man across to us and he didn’t balk, and I heard the conversation as the pair of them did talk. The first thing Susie asked him; “Are you a married man?” “Not in the eyes of man”, he said, when answering dead pan. ‘So this man’s not married’, Susie smiled. ‘That’s a start at least’. “Do you work?” And he replied, “Oh yes, I am a priest”.

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Date: 4/19/2021 2:11:00 AM
A truly wonderful entertaining write Lindsay, the ending is hilarious... Belle
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Date: 4/25/2021 9:08:00 PM
Hello Belle ... thank you for reading and commenting Belle. I do appreciate your fine comment - thank you - Lindsay
Date: 4/14/2021 2:37:00 PM
Very clever. I'm grinning ear to ear. you did a great job!
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Date: 4/25/2021 9:05:00 PM
Hello Ken ... thank you for reading and I do appreciate your positive comment - Lindsay
Date: 4/2/2021 12:46:00 PM
The newcomer to the soup kitchen was quickly given an interrogation by Suzie, but he saw himself as married, just not in the eyes of man! Suzie must try all over again. Excellent humor. Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.
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Date: 4/10/2021 9:37:00 PM
Hello Jennifer ... thanks once again. Try, try, again; and finally there's success. Suzie will succeed Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 3/29/2021 1:13:00 PM
Outstanding, Lindsay! Poor Susie struck out again. Many thanks for your kind comment re Hank's Scrubby Boots. Love to write western stuff and wish I could come up with more. Good on you, Mate! Bob H
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Date: 3/29/2021 6:20:00 PM
Hello Bob ... thanks for commenting Bob. I truly do enjoy your cowboy poems and the language that goes with them - Lindsay
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Date: 3/29/2021 6:19:00 PM
Hello Bob ... thanks for commenting Bob. I truly do enjoy your cowboy poems and the language that goes with them - Lindsay
Date: 3/28/2021 7:32:00 PM
This is so cute. Yes he was married, to the church. Great job here. As always you left me with a smile. God Bless, JB
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Date: 3/29/2021 6:16:00 PM
Hello Judy ... thanks for commenting Judy. I'm pleased you found a smile with this poem - Lindsay
Date: 3/27/2021 4:56:00 PM
Susie just has to keep prospecting out there for the right man. The last line made me enjoy this poem.
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Date: 3/29/2021 6:14:00 PM
Hello Robert ... thanks for commenting Robert. I'm pleased you got some enjoyment from this poem - Lindsay
Date: 3/23/2021 8:45:00 PM
Lindsay, Susie schooled by the seminary calling. There's fresh genius lurking and mischief afoot in this poem. Maybe even two foot. -Richard
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Date: 3/29/2021 6:11:00 PM
Hello Richard ... thanks for commenting Richard. I liked what you wrote - Lindsay
Date: 3/22/2021 2:37:00 PM
I was just waiting for that punch line!!! Another great write.
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Date: 3/29/2021 6:08:00 PM
Hello Andrea ... thanks for your comment Andrea. Yes, most of my fun poems finish witha punch line - Lindsay
Date: 3/21/2021 10:47:00 AM
Nice penning Lindsay , really enjoyed this one and foxed me with your end stanza. Take care blessings,Gordon
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Date: 3/29/2021 6:05:00 PM
Hello Gordon ... thank you for commenting Gordon. I'm pleased you enjoyed this piece of humour - Lindsay
Date: 3/21/2021 10:27:00 AM
Did not see that ending coming. At least she came straight to the point and asked outright. Nice rhyme and easy flow with an unexpected ending. Nice chuckle this morning. love phyl
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Date: 3/29/2021 6:03:00 PM
Hello Phyllis ... thanks for your fine comment Phyllis. I'm pleased you enjoyed and had a chuckle over this poem - Lindsay
Date: 3/18/2021 1:21:00 PM
ha ha ha love it, got to tell you my RE teacher at school was a former priest but he fell for a member of his congregation and from being a celebrate priest they went on to marry and have 5 children!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/29/2021 6:00:00 PM
Hello Jan ... thanks for commenting Jan. To believe that priests are anything but human can send shock waves through the faithful - Lindsay
Date: 3/18/2021 11:44:00 AM
Good to know priests are acting like priests Down Under! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 3/29/2021 5:57:00 PM
G'day Rico ... thanks for commenting Rico. There have been a few who now are enjoying prison food and working behind bars - Lindsay
Date: 3/18/2021 10:46:00 AM
Hello Lindsay, thank you for the chuckle. This poem is cute.Enjoy your day my friend.
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Date: 3/29/2021 5:54:00 PM
Hello Darlene ... thanks for your comment Darlene. I trust that you have a good day also Darlene - Lindsay
Date: 3/18/2021 9:31:00 AM
LOL. I loved it. She got straight to the point, and with her experience I don't blame her! The idea of the priest is very clever!
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Date: 3/29/2021 5:51:00 PM
Hello Milton ... thank you Milton for commenting. At least he's an honest priest - Lindsay
Date: 3/18/2021 1:36:00 AM
Better to find out from day one lol. Tom
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Date: 3/29/2021 5:49:00 PM
Hello Tom ... thanks for commenting Tom. Yes, before she orders her wedding dress - Lindsay

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