Uncle Sam

I’m proud to be a Yankee they call us Uncle Sam, We’re famous for our cola and we invented spam. We kicked out all the British they taxed and kept us poor, But then we started fighting it was called the civil war I’m proud to be a Yankee now a super state, You come here for your holidays to enjoy the dollar rate, We’ll greet you at the airport with great big Donald Duck And maybe you’ll see Mickey if you’re really having luck. I’m proud to be a Yankee I drive a big flash car It guzzles loads of gas and a gallon won’t go far Get a smaller car I often hear them preach But now it does not matter B.P’s opened on the beach!