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'twas the Eve Before Christmas

'Twas the eve before Christmas and through all the house chaos reigned! With all to be done, rapport 'twixt Ma and Pa was rather strained! No creatures were stirrin' (as yet!) - Cecil the cat nor Horace the dog, Who lay snuggled and snoozin' nigh the warmth of the yuletide log. Ma was fixin' a green bean casserole and ham for dinner next day. Pa wrestled with assemblin' a doll house and bike without delay. The kids were snuggled in bed wonderin' how reindeer flew, And prayin' Santa wouldn't get stuck sneakin' down the chimney flue! The kids left salami and milk nigh the tree for dear old Santa Claus. Cecil lapped up the milk and Horace ran off with the salami in his jaws! The cat took a likin' to the sparklin' ornaments on the Christmas tree, Knockin' it to the floor and hidin' behind the couch after his little spree! Ma and Pa worked all night - the grandfather clock chimed four! Suddenly, there was a persistent rappin' comin' from the front door! Who should appear with bags in hand but Uncle Clyde and Aunt Sue! "We were passin' through and thought we'd spend Christmas Day with you!" Entry for L. Milton Hankins' "Parody Of A Famous Poem" Contest

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Date: 12/27/2020 6:54:00 PM
G’day Bob … a typical Christmas Eve with added guests one could do without. Always wondered why our dog never barked when Santa arrived considering it barked at the slightest noise - another fine verse Bob - Lindsay
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Date: 12/20/2020 3:33:00 PM
Great!!! Love the way you topped this one off with that timely visit of Uncle Clyde and Aunt Sue! lol. Tidings of Joy, Gershon
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Date: 12/20/2020 2:59:00 PM
Ah, thank God for family on Xmas dear Robert, wishing you a Merry Christmas full of peace health and joy.
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Date: 12/20/2020 10:51:00 AM
ha! i thoroughly enjoyed this christmas tale, bob! you've brought it all to life so wonderfully. best wishes to you for a very merry christmas and a happy and healthy new year...
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/20/2020 11:32:00 AM
Thank you, Ilene - glad it gave you a laff. Many thanks and a Happy, Healthy New Year to you and your family. Hopefully 2021 will be a better year for all of us! Bob H
Date: 12/20/2020 3:57:00 AM
Love your take on the Christmas classic Bob, have a merry Christmas and a happy new year. Tom
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/20/2020 8:30:00 AM
Thanks, Tom and a Merry Christmas and Happy, Healthy New Year to you - Bob H
Date: 12/19/2020 5:16:00 PM
WoW! Robert, I really enjoyed your Christmas story. It was a well-written, humorous tale. Thank goodness they got surprise visitors. Well done. Have a good evening:-) Alexis
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/19/2020 5:21:00 PM
Thank you a heap, Alexis! Not only a surprise visit by them but hopefully by Santa! Enjoyed your comment, Alexis. A Merry Christmas to you and yours - Bob H
Date: 12/19/2020 5:09:00 PM
So much fun! You can sing this, and I did.
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/19/2020 5:11:00 PM
Really happy you enjoyed this one, Caren. Record the tune and we'll become millionaires -ha! Best to you and have yourself a very Merry Christmas! - Bob H
Date: 12/19/2020 5:04:00 PM
This gave me a giggle and big smile Robert. Thank you for the Christmas cheer! Mele Kalikimaka my friend! Blessings xxoo
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/19/2020 5:08:00 PM
Happy it gave you a smile, Connie. A Merry Christmas to you, dear friend! Bob
Date: 12/19/2020 5:00:00 PM
Loved the humour here Robert... there's no chance of unexpected guests with covid raging. hope you have a super time over the festive period:-) hugs Jan xx
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/19/2020 5:10:00 PM
Thank you Jan. With covid, I think I would help find them a motel! Loved your comment! And a Merry Olde Christmas to you and yours - Bob H

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