Today Was a Funny Old Day

She couldn't believe her ears they'd never spoken before, but today was a funny old day of that she was doubtfully sure. She couldn't believe her eyes, what a smell they sent to her brain, for today was a funny old day and she didn't get wet in the rain. She couldn't believe her nose such a sight she never had seen, but today was a funny old day, the strangest that there's ever been She couldn't believe her mouth not a taste had been sent to her mind, for today was a funny old day of the very peculiar kind. She tried to believe her left hand. it felt real, she really could touch, but today was a funny old day so she couldn't believe it too much. She has to believe in one sense, but which one, she couldn't decide. 'Why is it a funny old day?' she asked, 'That's life dear,' her big toes replied.