To the Guy Who Keyed My Daughter's Car

I’ll bet you think you were unseen…. Invisible like a ghost. Well, guess what? You’re not as sneaky as you are stupid. Were you really that mad about Being beaten to a parking place? A place she politely waited for and rightfully earned. And, she had two little babies with her… While YOU, a big strong guy, were by yourself. I guess I could tell the whole world your name… But, that won’t be necessary. Don’t worry… I won’t call the police. Those who know will keep the secret well. And,,,You’ll NEVER need to worry about them. They would never hurt you personally, that is. They wouldn’t key YOUR car, Put sugar in your gas tank, Knock on your door at 3 AM After toilet papering your house. They won’t scatter Pramitol over your lawn and shrubs. I made them promise not to hurt you in any way. So, you’re safe,,, for now. But, next time… Remember… I know who you are! And, you don’t want to know me….