Tickling a Funny Bone

Something new and exciting At our all boys school Today we're going diving At an open air swimming pool . All the boys are bragging As we get on board the bus Not an ounce of testosterone was flagging In any one of us . Into the changing room I look splendid in my trunks A fifteen year old shy buffoon Thinking he looks like a hunk . I'm standing in the shallow end Just the local beauty queen and me Shockwaves through my body she sends When she brushes past me accidentally . Bumps in all the right places Where should I rest my eyes Blood rushing to my face As something in my trunks begins to rise . Darren get out of the water It is time for us to dive Sir , Do I really have to ? Let me stay until the other boys arrive . Watson. Stop slouching Get your hands down by your side She's grinning and pouting There's nowhere for me to hide . Dazzling me with beauty but what she did was foul She stopped right in front of me You should see where she hung her towel. My suffering wasn't wasted The other guys with jealousy were sick When she kissed me on the cheek and said ''See ya later donkey dick . If you were the girl that told me that Might I give you a warning My ex has seen the thing you were looking at and says you need to get your eyes checked in the morning. 2/3/14